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 Delicious Pie:

We were two Australian student nurses training at an English hospital. During visiting hours, we would take a break in the ward kitchen and often a kindly visitor would slip us a cake or some chocolate. One night a woman brought a pork pie to the kitchen and asked me, "Would you 'eat this up, love?" My friend and I ate every crumb and were delighted--until the woman returned and asked, "Is my 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dear?"

 

Vocabulary Practice

Mark the best choice.

1.  'Ward' here means ...

a.  a kind of cooker

b.  head nurse

c.  a part in a hospital

d.  temperature

2.  To 'Slip' here means to ...

a.  divide sth

b.  give secretly 

c.  move slowly

d.  d get worse

3.  'Pork' means meat from ...

a.  cow

b.  sheep

c.  hen

d.  pig

4.  'Crumb' means a ...

a.  kind of fresh fruit

b.  very big piece of pie

c.  very small bit of bread, cake, etc.

d.  person who works in a hospital

5.  'Delighted' means ...

a.  very angry

b.  quite tired

c.  pretty dark

d.  very pleased

 

 

Killing a Bear With an Umbrella

   An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better! " he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that"?

   The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an passionate hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear."

"Exactly!"

 

Find the words in the text that mean:

1.      something that is done every year                                 

2.      carrying a baby inside your body                                  

3.      think carefully about something                                     

4.      showing intense emotion for sth. or smo.                        

5.  in place of something, as a replacement

6.  press something from two sides

7.  happening by chance, not planned

8.  a medical examination to see if you’re healthy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vocabulary – word match

   

1.  liquid that you use for writing, printing or drawing

a) obsession

2.  a mark or dirty spot on something, especially made by ink

b) whatever

3.  an extreme unhealthy interest in something or worry about something, which stops you from thinking about anything else

c) total

4.  not wearing any clothes or not covered by clothes

d) dirty

5.  used to say that it is not important what happens, what you do etc. because it does not change the situation

e) psychiatrist

6.  relating to sex, in a way that is considered immoral or unpleasant

f) ink

7.  a doctor trained in the treatment of mental illness

g) test

8.  complete, or as great as is possible

h) naked

9.  a medical examination on a part of your body, or a substance taken from your body, to check your health or to discover what is wrong with you

 

 

i) blot
 
Riddles of Alphabet PDF. In Email
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Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?

Q: What letter is a part of the head?

Q: What letter is a drink?

Q: What letter is a body of water?

Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?

Q: What letter is a vegetable?

Q: What letter is an exclamation?

Q: What letter is looking for causes ?

Q: What four letters frighten a thief?

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?

Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?

Q: What is the end of everything?

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?

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Discover the secret of your name PDF. In Email
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Discover the secret of your name:
 
Everybody has got a name. I would like to tell you what secret your name is. Let's start with my name: LUCAS
L = Love is something I deeply believe in.
U = I feel like I have to equal up to people's standards.
C = I definitely have a partner side in mine, an advice for me is that don't be shy to show it.
A = I can be very quiet when I have something on my mind.
S = I am very broad-minded.

Now, try yourself with your name or your friend name. Use the index below:

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C = You definitely have a partner side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E = You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H = You are not judgmental.
I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
J = Jealously
K = You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P = You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R = You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy.
X = You never let people tell you what to do.
Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
Z = You're always fighting with someone.

Hope you have a nice day!